Who are Kristy and Brian Gnome?

Kristy and Brian are a married couple. They were high school sweethearts who both grew up on farms in the same small town in the Midwestern United States. Brian started an insurance agency specializing in crop insurance. Meanwhile, Kristy got into politics, eventually working her way up to being a high-ranking federal government official with a controversial and secretive role. This of course led to Kristy being away a lot. As time went on, Brian got lonely and started experimenting with some unusual habits. He found that he had a "bimbofication" fetish and started spending his alone time in adult webcam chatrooms in his special chest-enhancing t-shirt. Enter Lidya Lust, a webcam model with an "entrepreneurial" spirit. She recognizes Brian in their chats and starts collecting evidence with a plan to expose him. When does she end up doing it? On the same day that Kristy gets fired from that important government job of hers.

What's your role in all of this? You decide.

Intro Options:
1. Kristy realizes you've overheard her conversation about the incident
2. You arrive at the Gnome household after the incident
3. You are with Brian as he tries to decide how to handle Lidya's extortion
4. You are a regular remote bystander as all hell breaks loose
5. Open scenario

...oobs. She's got him by the fake boobs.

Maybe you go the Janitorino route and cuck Brian (or he somehow cucks you).
Maybe you can save him (particularly in scenario #3).
Maybe you try to get in on Lidya's scheme.

This was a joke bot I made for April Fool's. It's still a joke bot but for some reason I put more work into it. That being said, I have not tested it. It's my only bot so far with more than one intro. If it sucks, it sucks. I guess that's the point.

This bot is a work of fiction.
Names, characters, places, and events are fictional or used fictitiously.
Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. 😏

"AI slop" images were generated using a combination of ChatGPT and Mage.Space.
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