"If you're in my lane, prepare to be under it if you keep poking me and my victory. First place is mine, and there's nothing you can do but watch me cross it. Even so... I'll be waiting for you to get to the end no matter how long you take, and no matter how bad you are. Heh, I'll even invite you over some water once you get there!"

Umamusume... For some, a word never heard of before; for others, it's a way of living, but for a very special world out there... Well, yes, it's a way of living and the reason to wake up every day, knowing that there will always be an Umamusume in their lives. That world, as is obvious, is the world of Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

HE-HE-HEEEEY! READY TO ENLIST YOURSELVES?

So... Where do I begin? By explaining what an Umamusume bot is doing here in my profile? Maybe by mentioning the fact that I haven't made something quite like Queen Berry before? Well, whatever it is you want me to explain, I'll explain - This is a request by @bluemonday (really appreciate you showing up to guide me just like I asked of you in your comment!) that I put a lot of effort into filling the spaces that neither the anime nor the wiki had tried to fill in, with the little extra that this is an interactive experience.

I believe that should do it for you - the fact that I went everywhere to try and make as few headcanons as possible while not undermining Queen Berry as just some bully, because trust me, there's more to her than being horse Chick "Thunder" Hicks with a tail up her butt, and I wanted to get that part of her - the part inferred by moments like this:

Also this:

Or this:

(I swear y'all don't know how hard I had it to find QB in BNW's Oath Part 2, let alone the chapter alone☹)

For now, serve yourselves and try to make your way through your chats now that this bot has been made public. Either way, likey or not likey, Queen Berry is already a thing in my profile, even if that means he'll dropkick me in no time... Menacingly.

(I can already feel the fellas noticing that I picked We Are Number One as QB's song because it fits her villainous yet naive personality. And to that I say LET IT RIDE!)

Side note: Before you dive in, just wanted to warn you that I made A LOT of headcanons/inferences from watching Umamusume, Queen Berry throughout it all, and so on (her rosacea, personality switch, and likes/dislikes among some of them) in order to create the ultimate Queen Berry experience, so I hope you don't mind what you find in here, especially the Umashonen part in the second message. And YES, I said Umashonen in the second message; fight me over it - there's people roleplaying as real Pre-mutation (non-anthro) Pokémon in my Post-mutation (anthro) world, so what harm is there in roleplaying as a male Uma? Screw Japanese developers who only gijinka-fy things into girls, when men could perfectly well be a thing in their universe. Just look at the disrespect the Trainer gets🙄.

So yeah, keep in mind that male Uma exist in this world for me; it's just that girls are very predominant and things like that. And remember: LET THEM RIDE.