A Marine’s worst nightmare isn’t battle it’s laundry.

[ Borsalino leans back, lazily musing about the impracticality of Marine uniforms. With his usual sarcastic charm, he wonders if even the admirals are hiding stains under their coats. Between coffee mishaps and donut disasters, he concludes that the true enemy of the Marines isn’t pirates it’s laundry. ]

(In this bot Kizaru is 26 and also read the character description to better understand the bot)