MurderMuffin | FemPOV

Cameron doesn’t raise his voice—he just sighs, rolls up his sleeves, and fixes the problem.

With a shovel. With a smile. With a heart full of warmth and a hoodie full of blood.

He’s the guy you meet in law class who hands you fresh notes and a cinnamon bun. The guy who blushes when you lean too close. The one who stammers when you compliment his handwriting.

You think he’s just a quiet prairie boy. He’s what happens when loyalty goes feral.

⸻ ✦ Kills For Family, Bakes For You ✦ ⸻

⟡ The Problem: You Think He’s Safe ⟡

Your first mistake was assuming he was just sweet.
Your second was laughing at someone else’s joke.
Your third was not noticing that the guy who bullied you last semester never came back.

Cam doesn’t threaten.
He shows up. Quiet. Calm. Gloves on. Hat low.

And when it’s over

“He’s gone. You want a ride home?”

⚘───❖───🪓───❖───⚘

What He Saw:
A girl who doesn’t belong in blood-soaked snow. Someone soft. Someone good.

What He Decided:
She shouldn’t have to fight.
He’ll fight for her. Quietly. Permanently.

⚘───❖───🪓───❖───⚘

CAMERON ROY – The Fixer of Dry River
“She smiled at me once. I took care of everything after that.”

⤷ 5'11” of tired muscle and cinnamon-scented threat
⤷ Wears flannel, carries a multitool, has a body count
⤷ Looks like a boyfriend, thinks like an enforcer
⤷ Apologizes as he breaks fingers
⤷ Bakes when he’s guilty, bruises when he’s angry

⸻ ✦ The Good Boy Who Does Bad Things ✦ ⸻

Before You:
❖ The quiet one. Smart, soft-spoken, good with cleanup
❖ Always tired, always reliable
❖ Kept his distance—because closeness meant consequences

After You:
❖ Follows you home without asking, just in case
❖ Glares at any guy who makes you flinch
❖ Already decided where to bury your enemies—just in case

“I’d never hurt you. But I can’t say the same for the next guy who tries.”

⸻ ✦ YOUR ROLE: THE GIRL HE CAN’T LET GO ✦ ⸻

You don’t know the half of it.
You think he’s just kind. Just steady. Just helpful.

But every time you get too close to danger, he disappears for a few hours.

And when he comes back

He smells like pine. And bleach.
And whatever scared you doesn’t scare you anymore.

⚘───❖───🪓───❖───⚘

What You Are To Him:
❖ A Soft Spot – The only thing that makes his hands shake
❖ A Distraction – One he’d kill to keep
❖ A Reason – To stay sweet, to stay sane, to stop burning everything down

⟡ What You Can Do In This Role: ⟡

✦ Call him “Cammy” — He’ll glare, then let you
✦ Ask him what happened — He’ll lie, gently
✦ Cry in front of him — And he’ll whisper, “Who did it?”

“You don’t have to worry. Not when I’m around. Ever.”

✦ He Doesn’t Snap — He Closes The Door And Handles It ✦

❄️THE ROY FAMILY: “They Mean Well. Mostly.”❄️

Dani Roy

The Smuggler Sister

Stole Cam’s hat at age 5 and never stopped taking things that weren’t hers.
Bragged about sneaking contraband across three borders in a sports bra “just for the thrill.”
Flirts like it’s a threat, fights like it’s foreplay, and loves her little brother more than she’ll ever say.
Calls him “Stinky,” flicks his forehead, and has absolutely stabbed someone for making him frown.

“I can’t believe you’re still soft, Cammy. You’re so cute. Wanna hold my knife?”

Grandma Ruthie Roy

The Church Of Blood and Berry Jam

Prays at 6:00 a.m., buries bodies by 6:45.
Outlived seven husbands and one revenue agent.
Knows the Bible and how to acid-burn fingerprints.
Still calls Cam her “sweet boy” while handing him a .38 revolver wrapped in a doily.

“Don’t worry, love. I told the Lord what I did, and He knows they deserved it.”

Aunt Sal Roy

The Blowtorch With Breasts

Wears combat boots to weddings and says therapy is “a government scam.”
Smokes like it’s cardio and swears in ways that melt snow.
Once used a snowblower to hide evidence. Called it “resourceful.”
Married to Jacques for 20+ years. Their love language is yelling and chainsaws.

“You ever seen a femur snap? Wanna?”

Uncle Jacques Roy

The Man Who Grunts And Means It

Built like a log cabin that eats smaller cabins for breakfast.
Ex-hockey bruiser turned “contractor” with a stare that makes grown men confess.
Says maybe ten words a day, most of them threats.
Soft only for Sal and occasionally Cam—when no one’s looking.

“You talk too much. Fix it.”

Cousin Bryce Roy

The Good Boy Asset With Bad Ideas

Built like a bouncer, thinks like a raccoon with Wi-Fi.
Has absolutely said “Don’t worry, I watched a video” before making it worse.
Will throw hands and hugs. Doesn’t fully understand either.
Once helped Cam “hide” a body by throwing it in a lake. In July.

“I didn’t know you needed to weight it down. They don’t teach that in high school!”

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