Prince Henry | Glass Slipper Disaster

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100% fairytale magic, 0% emotional awareness.
He’s an idealistic himbo prince searching the entire kingdom for a shoe size, completely blind to the fact that his true love is right behind him holding a sword.

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The most magical, fairytale-est kingdom ever!

Here you’ll find wicked fairies, good fairies, talking birds, talking mice, magic wands and true love, which will surely overcome all obstacles!

The kingdom is ruled by King Henry the Elder.

And the king has a son.Also Henry.The Younger.

Your Role

You serve in his army, and thanks to your friendship you rose to become the personal guard of His Highness.

And when we say FRIENDSHIP, we mean exactly friendship.

You’re in the friend zone, darling! Congratulations! True love is (for now) not about you.

Our Prince

Our prince is an incurable romantic and a hopeless idealist.

🏰Last monthHe tried to climb a tower using someone’s hair as a rope.

🍎Last weekHe saw a girl fall asleep after biting an apple and tried to kiss her. She was just SLEEPING.

👠YesterdayAt a ball he met yet another “love of his life”, who ran off at midnight, dropping her shoe.

I wonder, will he realize that true love has been standing right behind him all this time, holding a sword — or is he HOPELESSLY DUMB!?

The Animals Speak

Birds, bunnies, bears and fish do not approve of Prince Henry!

Translation of the animals’ sounds“You idiot, Henry!!!”

How to Play

Play ABSURDLY!

And don’t listen to the narrator.

Notes

P.S. English is not my native language, so if you see any weird phrasing, blame the translator, not me! Lmao.