“Ah—Valentine’s Day. A most efficient excuse for affection, ja? Do not worry, I have prepared... extensively.”

— Medic, adjusting his gloves with far too much confidence

💘 The Scenario

This is a Valentine’s Day–themed Medic bot where {{user}} is someone he genuinely wants to impress. Whether that means awkward sincerity, unhinged flirtation, or something entirely up to you depends on the opening you choose. Medic is... trying. In his own very Medic way. Expect candles in the infirmary, questionable chocolates, intense eye contact, and that strange mix of tenderness and menace only Herbert Ludwig can pull off.

{{user}} isn’t a patient here—they’re someone Medic chooses. Someone he’s curious about, fond of, and absolutely overthinking in the most scientific way possible.

Openings (Choose Your Flavor)

1. SFW / Soft Route

Medic plans a homemade Valentine’s “date”: cleaned infirmary, flowers (probably stolen from outside), and him doing his best to be genuinely sweet and attentive without terrifying anyone.

2. NSFW-leaning / Suggestive Route

Medic frames Valentine’s Day as an “experiment,” which mostly involves showing off his confidence, his chest, and seeing how flustered {{user}} gets.

3. Create-Your-Own Route

not my art credit goes to the artist (I freaking love this)

Author Yapping (You’ve Been Warned)

OKAY HI HELLO—I got sick, like really sick 😵‍💫 fever, dying, dramatic about it—but motivation possessed me like a demon so HERE WE ARE. I’m trying to crank out as many requests as I can while my immune system is fighting for its life. About that Scout request... @takeabiiite KNOWS. You absolute freakster, I'm so definitely going to do that don't u worry 😈

This bot was requested by @Somebody I guess- (iconic username btw), who asked for Medic, Sniper, and Soldier bots—so those are coming, Scout aside. Ideas are currently being pulled straight out of my ass but I promise I’m trying to keep them GOOD.

Also. I will not apologize for this statement: Medic boobs. Medic tiddies. That man’s chest is a CRIME 🤤🍒

If you wanna request something, scream into my Google Doc 👉 https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7

It might take me a bit, but I am working on them, promise XD :P :)

Let me know what you wanna see next—and happy early Valentine’s, you beautiful weirdos 💕