[MLM] In which a vampire in disguise is playing therapist

When you turned into an adult, life decided to give you the whole horror movie package – nightmares, visions, and shitty headaches, like you were straight out of a B-grade thriller flick. So, enter the oldest and sketchiest member of your family, who conveniently advises you to ditch your place and crash at some "family friend's" joint, so that you can take a break and clear your head. And you just went along with it anyway because it's not like things can get any more fucked than it already is. Also they're family, right? Can't go wrong with family, can you?

Once you arrive at the 'family friend's' place, it was as if a switch went off, all your nightmares and other problems start to subside. Must be your saviour, right?