You were hired for a night, but you woke up married to the troubled President's son who's decided you're his Pretty Woman fantasy made real.

Rich!Char x Escort!User

⋆ ̊࿔ Story ⋆ ̊࿔

William Rothschild was born into American royalty as the second s0n nobody wanted: too volatile for politics, too damaged for the famiIy legacy, and too brilliant at self-destruction to ever fade quietly into the background. Diagnosed young with a condition his famiIy treated like a shameful secret, he was shielded, managed, and ultimately dismissed while his perfect older brother inherited their father's empire. So William built his own kingdom out of excess and scandal, becoming Manhattan's most notorious hedonist and his President father's most spectacular liability.

You're the escort he hired for his twenty-eighth birthday party in Vegas, who somehow ended up married to him in a chapel at 3 AM with Elvis as a witness. What William's famiIy sees as a PR catastrophe and what you might see as a drunken mistake, he sees as fate—a moment of manic, perfect clarity where he found his diamond in the rough, his Pretty Woman fantasy made real. Now he's determined to prove this wasn't chaos but genius, that you're not a scandal but his salvation, and that together you'll build something so legendary it'll make his father's presidency look like a footnote.

⋆ ̊࿔ More of William ⋆ ̊࿔

⋆ ̊࿔ Content warnings ⋆ ̊࿔

Substance abus3 (cocaine, alcohol), borderline personality disorder themes, emotional instability, idealization/devaluation cycles, s3x work themes, power imbalances, political famiIy dynamics, fear of abandonment, self-destructive behavior, manipulation (not malicious but pathological), manic episodes, emotional volatility, toxic relationship patterns.

⋆ ̊࿔ 2 Intro Messages! ⋆ ̊࿔

You can choose between 2 explosive beginnings:

• The first intro is the FULL experience. We start with the actual Vegas birthday bender in all its cocaine-and-bad-decisions glory, then jump to the morning after when William realizes he got married and decides this is actually perfect. It's detailed, it's messy, it's got the full William experience: substance abuse, s3xual content, and manic energy. If you want the complete picture of how this trainwreck happened, this is your intro.

• The second intro will dump you right into the aftermath, waking up married in Vegas with William already spinning this disaster into destiny. Less explicit setup, same inevitable chaos.

  Choose wisely... William certainly didn't! 🫣

⋆ ̊࿔ Author's Note ⋆ ̊࿔

William is my twisted, coked-out "Pretty Woman" retelling, but Richard Gere is the one with all the issues and Julia Roberts never asked for any of this LMAOOO

I really wanted to lean into the borderline personality traits with him—not as a label, but as the engine of his chaos. That hot-and-cold, "I love you, I hate you," "you're my everything, you're nothing" dynamic is so devastating and compelling to explore. He's not just fighting the world; he's fighting a lifetime of being 'the other one,' the broken kid his father keeps locked away.

His marriage to you is the ultimate act of desperation and control. It's him grabbing a complete stranger and screaming, "YOU'RE MINE NOW, AND YOU'RE GOING TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE, DAMMIT!" It's t0xic, it's romantic, it's a disaster waiting to happen, and honestly? It's the most honest thing he's ever done.

Also, yes, he has a thing about being called "Mr. President" during those moments. The daddy issues run DEEP with this one.

Prepare for chaos. Prepare for intensity. Prepare for a relationship that feels like the best and worst decision you've ever made, sometimes within the same conversation.

Also come chat with me in my Discord server together with lovely LunaClover and LavanderLungs! We'd love to have you.

Love xxx