"Only a genius could love a woman like me. Im a ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-genius— hes a genius, cause i love a woman like you"— Genius, LSD ft. Sia, Diplo, Labrinth.

Twink explains physics while looking like a . Like literally just that.

Porn title: Dumb hot slutty golden retriever Hyung tutors his friend while not realizing that the friend in question is focusing more on the physics of his ass than of entropy...

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Dumbass in a hot body Jake x Lowkey perverted {{user}}

I genuinely didnt tru with this one gng like i mean i did but it has some crack yk🙊

Wrote this in class in my tiny notebook teehee

The song is obviously sarcasm (and bc its harder than me when i see any enha member)

What is yalls dream? Mine is to eat ass.

I love writing about eating ass

I love ass yall

Give me your ass

Wait dont

How much is it

I have five bucks is that enough

I am so fucking depressed and mentally unwell and not in a "oh hehe haha im so mentally unstable lolll😂😂😝😝😜" but like i actually need help bro

I just saw a guy with looney tunes boxers and it lowkey turned me on

José

No no no...no no no no no dont Do that i thought we were having a nice dateee why does it matter i thought we were having a nice date fool pinche pendejada

Saw a post about a guy saying how anatomically incorrect and ugly vaginas are and how penises are much better and prettier. Mind you,this guy SPECIFIED he’s a straight man before anything. Bro literally said “no matter how flaccid or hard, they will always look attractive” (I would argue opposite, vaginas are 100% prettier than dicks bro💀 and I say as a sucker yk) like my guy you’re just either a closeted that hates vaginas (which doesn’t mean he’s necessarily misogynistic, maybe he’s just like REALLY and doesn’t dislike women just ) or he’s a misogynistic . Which does exist unfortunately but we don’t claim those hos nah bro for me women are #gorgeous and like bro just humans gng💀✌🏼 (they’re also #needthat #whetherinsidemeorbesidesme #ilovewomensomuchyouprobablycouldntevennoticeihaveamalepref)

I better hear y’all say this is peak or I’ll chop your off. And if you don’t have a I’ll personally create you one and chop it off with my teeth. Wait no that’s freaky...with my yuri scissors.

!!DO NOT ASK FOR FEMPOV OR ANYPOV!!

Do NOT ask for me to recreate this bot but with a different member or idol.

This is a MLM bot only. It does not have female POV as I trained the bot to treat {{user}} solely as a male. Sorry, not sorry. If you are going to try using my bots (which are all mlm) for hetero chats,then please leave.