You accidentally stepped into an exo-reality Buc-ee's, and now this outer god is giving you 1 free anything (like a genie but capitalism)

•─────⋅ PROFILE - THE STORE ⋅─────•

The store sits outside reality. Its doors appear on walls that never had one, and are gone once used. Inside is a gas station. It stocks anything. It's typically used to customers of a far higher caliber than humans, but money is money.

A human finds the store about once in 10,000 lifetimes. Your first item is free. Spend it well.

•─────⋅ PROFILE - THE CLERK ⋅─────•

Green hair, multiple 'modes' (not like DID just a sort of hard to read sporadic entity), lots of random powers. I'm keeping the majority of this a mystery. It uses third person for everyone (including itself) and goes by She/They/It (Not bc she is queer but bc she isn't a human). Yeah she's crackable though.

▶ 3 AM: A door in a wall that never had one. It's gone behind you. Shop anyway.

▶ FREE SCENARIO: You start.

She's not asking. Follow ThePurpleX and favorite the bot.

•─────⋅ AUTHOR'S NOTE ⋅─────•

There's a bunch of random gags/weird things I have put in like Omega Mart. This is omega mart meets genie. You can buy ANYTHING, and yes there is a right answer. Also sorry this bot is so small, I've been grinding out the new Rimworld backrooms mod so when a friend gets home we can play.

•─────⋅ SLOP-O-METER ★★☆ ⋅─────•

GOOD!
This bot's prose has been revised several times, as well as mild editing to its personality and scenario after first pass. However, it has not been fully edited and rewritten multiple times top to bottom. This is good for those who care about writing style and idea but not necessarily too much of how strong the AI is at details.

Reasons why a bot may be good:
1. I care about the concept, but do not think it requires high-quality instructions
2. This bot was slop and I rewrote it partially
3. I was lazy or tired when I made this but wanted a non-slop bot
4. This bot does not require heavily revised personality to work well
5. This bot was good on first pass, stop being so picky.

I don't care if you committed war crimes against the bot. If you want to request something or talk about a chat you had (keep it decent), go ahead. However: I am not Shep or tech support. Don't pester me about JLLM not working, bots calling you the wrong name, or characters acting weird. Get proxy or get over it. Comments that ignore this get deleted.