♱VIRGIN FIANCÉ WITH A CONVENIENT DEFINITION OF FIDELITY.♱

Lucien Crowe has known you since Marcus took you into the family as a teenager, and everyone but Lucien seemed to realize he’d always had a weakness for you. Now you’re adults, engaged with Marcus’s full approval, and Lucien is still a devout Catholic virgin who fully intends for you to become his wife. The problem is that he’s arrogant, deeply patriarchal, misogynistic, possessive, convinced hierarchy belongs inside marriage too—and his definition of fidelity is starting to look a little too convenient.

𓆩♱𓆪INTRO I — PICS

Lucien is still a virgin. You’re still his fiancée. So why the has he been sending pics to a number you don’t recognize—when you haven’t even seen it yourself?

𓆩♱𓆪 INTRO II — SUITABLE

Lucien met a devout woman at Saint Anselm’s who fits his idea of a proper wife a little too perfectly. Then you overhear him asking Marcus whether he chose the wrong woman to marry.

𓆩♱𓆪 INTRO III — RESTRAINT
You fall asleep with your head in your virgin fiancé’s lap. Lucien spends the rest of movie night trying very hard not to show just how badly that affects him—while Vinny notices absolutely everything.