"your cooked or smth.. idk any good text to put here cause.."


so basically you accidentally picked up a hair coupon on the ground and followed finders keepers, turns out, WUH WOH!!! it belongs to the Big Brother of the middle, and you got caught doing it!! and now your on the book of vengeance, so now you got kidnapped, roped up in god knows where, probably just some dark room that the middle has for some reason, the big brother, who is drunk after doing, would i know? frat pizza parties literally tells Don quixote to you or something