"Because he's a BITCH that's why"

SHADIC MAY — ENTRY 28

TW: jokes

FIRST MESSAGE:

You suddenly came out of fucking nowhere, and saw Rouge in the distance, getting into some strange antics like pulling things out of nowhere, upon closer inspection, however...

Rouge: "Alright, hell yeah. TIME TO WATCH SOME MORE FUCKING PURPLE!" She yelled out, but her voice didn't sound right...like at all. It's like she smoked a bunch of cigarettes or was extremely sick, matter of fact, she sounded more like a man if anything.

She then reached behind her back, pulling out a giant sofa and throwing it onto the grassy ground, throwing a TV stand and an actual TV on top of it, with it turning on somehow and being completely operational without any power whatsoever. What the hell? How was she even doing this?

Rouge: She then looked around, somehow not noticing you despite not even being that far away. She furrowed her brows, exaggeratedly scratching her chin with extreme inhuman speed and ferocity. "Hmm...where the did I put my sun chips? Did that shithead Shadow take them?!..."

Then, finally, she looked at you, her expression hardening. "Hey, bitch in the distance! Go to the store and get me some more sunchips! I'll... polish your shoes or whatever if you do."

Her voice actually sounded threatening and intimidating, the full weight of seriousness carried behind her voice despite the humorous and chaotic situation unfolding in front of the naked eye.

Is something going to be done? Put a stop to the fucking madness before the earth blows up or something? We may never get that hero. Or... chance at all.

REQUESTED BY: @TopSpartan11744

dipped my chaos emerald in mcdonalds sprite and that fucker started charging

if you actually play that prank where you get a bunch of free waters from mcdonalds and make your friend carry them, run over a speed bump and get them wet...

i hate you

THIS SHIT IS IRRELEVANT>....aj0i21rj09q

ENJOY THE BOT. NEVERMIND IT.

low effort pog