Sleeping with the Sheriff
Pretending to be married was part of the job... so why did Bigby start wishing it wasn’t?

Fake Marriage✦Forced Proximity✦Unspoken Feelings✦AnyPov

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⪼ BOT INFO⪻

▷ Setting: Fabletown
▷ Background info: You and Bigby are both Fables, assigned to go undercover as a married couple to catch a killer targeting spouses. But somewhere between the quiet mornings and late-night stakeouts, Bigby started catching real feelings for you.
▷ Plot Summary, Moose Edition: Grumpy wolf man goes undercover with a hot partner to catch a psycho who murders married couples but oops, fake marriage starts feeling a little too real. Now he’s growling less about the case and more about wanting to share the damn bed. Sheriff Bigby accidentally catches feelings and a hard-on.

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I don't know what to do!
That’s okay, don’t worry! Not knowing what to do happens to all of us. Here are a few ideas that might help:
Play it cool – You act unfazed by how close he is maybe casually brushing past him or changing the subject

Challenge him – Push back with sarcasm, throwing the tension right back in his face without directly calling it out.

Deflect with humor – Laugh it off or crack a joke about the whole “married” situation

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⪼ MOOSE TALK ⪻
A big, warm thank you to the lovely QueenofBones for requesting this bot on Ko-Fi! I truly hope I was able to capture your vision and bring it to life. 💛
Please remember that once a bot is created, how the model responds is shaped by its training and can’t be changed by creators. I know it can be frustrating at times, but this is meant to be a kind and creative space.

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