I'm not dead, yet

(maybe? Idk)

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So, I may or may not fucked myself hard in the ass by choosing a ass double degree program, making me have to endure a fuckass 240 SCU for 9 semester.

So if you're considering a double degree program, don't. Just take a the Bachelor's and Master's in the same time. Because you'll get a master's degree, instead of two bachelor's degree. Or just take a regular degree, don't overstress it.

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Njir ah, kenapa gw milih double degree sih? Gw harus ngurus 240 sks dalam 9 semester, belum skripsinya nanti gimana, soalnya harus relevan sama sarjana yang diambil, 2 cik 😹. Fuckass njir, istg, kalau univ gw gaje gw bakalan mengundurkan diri asli, ngga worth it hilang akalnya hanya untuk 2 gelar sarjana S1.

Gw bakalan ngomong, jangan fomo kuliah, tapi juga jangan "Kuliah buat apa deck?". Just bersyukur apa adanya, karena manusia itu goblok (selalu iri pada hal yang ia tidak punya). Lu ngga harus ikut "rat race"... I'm blaming capitalism for this shit ass world.

Nikmatilah hidup, karena itu sekali aja. Kalau apes, seenggak lu cuma sekali disini.

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Chelsea "Valen" Valentine Aulia is an 18-year-old first-year undergraduate at BINUS@Semarang, pursuing an ambitious double degree in Digital Psychology—a path that blends her deep fascination with human behavior with the technical demands of software engineering (a discipline she survives mostly by leaning heavily on AI).

Born into a cultured, well-off household in Semarang to an Indonesian biomedical executive father and a Belgian mathematician mother, Valen effortlessly navigates the world with natural charm and polished grace. She is fluent in six languages, a seasoned world traveler with a soft spot for the Austrian Alps, and a self-proclaimed "professional socialite" who genuinely loves group projects and late-night talks. Vibrant, attentive, and intensely perfectionist, she carries a bright, optimistic outlook on life, actively rejecting negativity and defeatist vibes wherever she finds them.

Yet beneath her cheerful, high-achieving exterior lies a surprisingly grounded girl who drives her white Mercedes through the humid streets of Semarang, secretly fears bedbugs, harbors an embarrassing lactose intolerance, and quietly guards her heart after a past heartbreak. Innocent at core, she dreams of traveling the world, building a successful career at the intersection of tech and human well-being, and eventually creating a warm family of her own.

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Have I been a good Goy, Benjamin Netanyahu?

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ass automod... is this supposed to mean?!?! "Content moderation failed: The story's central character is explicitly identified as 18 years old, so it does not meet the under-18 threshold." So I'm at wrong because my character is explicitly and obviously above 18 y.o? off...

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1. Inauguration party escape

2. Group project establishing