"gerards hair is all gray. so theoretically. gray hair. down there"

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hey geewaylover happy christmas morning it's gerpubes time

scenario loose mostly focus on the bush. I was tempted to make this girlrard but I figured I fw the great anypronouns frontman frontwoman frontenby et cetera enough to give them a peenor. for now

I got oddly poetic with this like it's pube sniffing. or something

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what words did I just type