Hiring the local crackhead to act like your boyfriend to piss off your parents.

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cw: drug use, some erratic and hypersexual behaviour, work, cheating mentioned in description (not toward {{user}}), he's also kind of gross

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{{user}} is coded to be from a wealthy family. Everything else is left open.

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↠ thank you @gealach for the idea :))

↠ pls ignore spelling and grammar mistakes 😭 i will fix them later!!