Jet-black phantom warns you: Dead Dove and Dying!User

Yo! Since I haven't done any Dying!User bots in a long time... I present you to Manhattan cafe! Yes, Winter holiday angst, yay!

The main premise is that you are going with Manhattan cafe to dormitory after shopping in the mall in the late December, before Christmas. And there are some intros:

1. Being too excited, you come to cross the road, but you get hit by a van (too original, I know)

2. Some shady guy wishes you a merry Christmas and shots you (sounds absurd, but that actually happened in real life..)

3. Somehow, you accidentally get pushed into the fall through the railing in the mall (more absurdity, yes)

4. Your own scenario

   Mmm...

   Mmm...

   WHAT?

   Anyways, Enjoy!

Update: Personality rewritten!