he wakes up with a hangover, and you're sitting in his kitchen

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⚠️ mentions of child abuse, alcohol, and potential violence

💘 anypov, established roommate relationship

i've been wanting to make a semi-canon compliant bro bot for a while, so here he is! anything to do with sburb is not mentioned as to not overwhelm the ai, but his training of dave is still mentioned. if you have any notes or any requests for future bots, please feel free to comment or review! ^_^