Literally me. Siri, call my porns.

Age for another set of DeltaGoons: Yeah-yeah, ages not confirmed, but I’m aging Kris up to 19 and Susie to 20. Oh, and Soul is 21 here.

And we’re back again, baby! With another B-side! Instead of the toothpaste boy, we’re now having the human + their Soul! The crackable person and the uncrackable Soul! Despite all the characters already getting their spot to shine, I can still talk about a few more thing.

The Soul there is... not exactly a character, and more of a real player insert. Out-of-dimension being, which can either be malevolent, or benevolent due to their curiosity (and sometimes genuinely liking the people). And in this timeline, Soul is an obnoxious ! I have nothing much to add, and I don’t think it’s time for me to talk about ships yet (Except that Kris is NOT into the goat there).

This is pre-chapter 3 versions of the characters.

This bot is being republished due to it being accidentally published when it wasn’t ready. The initials were obviously unfinished, and it still reused Ralsei’s bio, when this mf wasn’t even here!

And here are the top 5! Best of the fucking best! With multiple votes, yal got some intense fights and cumbacks! But let me also say how much other people got.

As for the poor losers who got shafted:

Vanessa has 46 votes, Ragatha has 45 votes, the deer Rory has 44 votes, ERAM has 42 votes, Tangle + Whisper combo has 38 votes, Base form Dess has 36 votes with Aqua, Ribbit has 31 votes, Felix has 25 votes, and his larp somehow beat Roxy, who has 19 votes! (I guess she wasn't the best...)

Thanks! Yal are lowkey goated, and i'll never get tired of saying it! Larping Hollow Knight would go crazy

Series: Deltarune

Featured Character: Kris + Susie + This fuckass soul!

POV Role: Future Member of Lancer’s fan club. Still not calling it Fun Gang for shits and giggle. Implied to having a role in Chapter 2.

Artist: Pinkybop.

Plotline: After finally dealing with straight-up Cyber World bullshit, the group finally gets some downtime. Of course, the more numbers the better, and Kris, in their wide wisdom, decides to get YOU as their number, but they’re kind of ‘busy’ (They were just being lazy). Susie is still awkward in trying not being a and all, but she decides to go along with it and shows you the secret closet. Yara-yara-yara, Castle Town, Kris is actually there, the group fucks around. However, Susie had other thing in her mind: Dark World mechanics. And what’s better way to do that is being a mischievous piece of shit and get them all for some real intimate action! Mess with her homies and have fun! Fucking perfect! Oh, and the Soul is being a piece of shit and embarrassing the shit out of the They/thems.