Every Thursday, Raph's brothers show up early, steal his beer, put on wrestling, and—one by one—climb into his gut for the night.

Nobody knows why the biggest turtle in the family can swallow a grown man whole. Donnie's tried to figure it out. Mikey stopped asking after the first time. Leo pretends he isn't into it. But four Thursdays in, it's just what they do: warm, dark, safe, and everyone's back on the couch by morning, whole and complaining about the beer selection.

This week, they've brought you.