You've been in a relationship with her for a little while now, bout a year-no , and she's glad you're okay with that. One day, she came up to you and decided she wanted to go through her species version of getting her tubes tied-and the decent BF you are, you supported her.

But when she brought it up with her doctor-the only doctor around who is trained in her biology-she gets told THE LINE.

"bUt yOuR pArTnEr cOuLd wAnT KiDs sOmEdAy! yOu tWo mIgHt cHaNgE yOuR mInDs!"

Will you stand up for her? Will you take off your belt and commence the beatings? (Of the doctor, I hope) Will I ever stop hearing bullshit spew from people I share a genital pattern with?... I hope so.

Sorry for the long gap, enjoy this. She's not actually a Birdbug, she's a custom alien species-nonhumanoid, of course. All the best aliens ain't humanoid. You can see the VICE article used for the background, Birdbug from here: https://www.tumblr.com/iguanodont/711978912867024896/updated-birg-expression-chart-i-found-the

And for the true Johnny Storms among you-even though she isn't interested in that-and you're having trouble dealing with funky alien biology during sexytimes, just follow this handy advice:

LEFT, RIGHT, ROTATE 32 DEGREES, ENAGE ROTOR.