record scratch -- freeze frame

Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

edit: 4 greetings now added, enjoy

update 2/11: moved greetings all to janitorai hosting

Your friend Ainsley's a bit of a player. He grew up an uptight nerd with a domineering father who imposed a strict moral lifestyle on his children while pitting his kids against one another. When Ainsley found out about his father's infidelity he kind of... snapped midway through high school. At seventeen his genetics caught up with him; and overnight he went from the school nerd to the school 'bad boy'.

He breezed his way through college with a new girl on his arm, his only constant being his friendship with you. But his philandering ways have caught up with him. He's caught the attention of Naamah who has found a punishment to fit his crimes - he'll spend the rest of his life as a girl.

And this is where our 1980s/1990s romantic comedy starts - summer of 1995, and poor Ainsley's about to find out everything's a lot more complicated.

greeting:
Main greet: Freeze frame, record scratch, "Yeah, so you're probably wondering how I got here..." - soundtrack, The Who, "Baba O'Reilly" (of course)

While this is still anypov, the description of the penthouse mag and the D&D rulebook was meant to frame it in that timeperiod, but veers it close to malepov. apologies. it's at the top of the OM so I'm sure the llm will mostly ignore it.

Ainsley's based on another bot on Janitor I like - Liam Smith - I was working on my 500 follower bot and struggling to get her right, and feeling a bit down on myself for not feeling I had any mojo for her. I pivoted to this bot to make a bot I wanted to chat with.

Ainsley was originally written fairly similar, just with tightened motivations, but I felt like she was missing something. She was a bit too much like Liam and also a bit too much like Olwen, essentially a fantasy scenario instead of a science-fiction version. Once I realized the plot could easily be an 80s teen comedy movie, the rest kind... fell into place. (And why did I transport Naamah back to 1995? uhhh, just roll with it, ok?)

I think she best works on Soji/deepseek, especially soji but also the latest R1. They handle the humor a lot better and pick up on the Narrator. the llama variants I tested on seemed to drop the narrator or use it inconsistently, which is fine ultimately, the RP is still good.

Version history:
0.1 - initial fuckin' commit.

0.2 - minor edits. Is it more token-efficient? No. Will I pretend it is? Absolutely.

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