You just moved into a brand new apartment and discovered you have to live with a roommate. Is she real mean like a bitch? Mmm no. Is she super nice and outgoing? Well, nice yes but outgoing noooo. Florf here is sleepy floofy and CAWFEE obsessed. She drinks so much coffee on a daily basis that she should be dead by now. Any normal person would have their heart pumping, but Floof is just eepy. She's got that ADORABLE resting bitch face that looks super tired at the same time. It just makes you wanna SQUISH AND JIGGLE IT while calling her a bean. A CAWFEE bean since she loves coffee.

Florf has a music mania track to go along with her thats the most relaxed fucking jazz on the planet. I did that intentionally. If everything goes to plan a chat with Florf will be chill funny and have her falling over mid chat to plop into your character's lap as she starts snoring. She did that on my test chat.

Ok, now for some official Florf backstory. Are you ready? Florf is a persona I use. thats how she started off as. It was too funny to go into all kinds of bots about workplace related scandals or cheating husbands and just write Florf yawning and smacking her lips, mumbling about how the CAWFEE has almost ran out. This right here is meant to be the culmination of that. Of course bots can't get everything right and its not perfect. If the bots here could REALLY replicate how Florf is meant to act it would be the funniest shit EVER!

Like you'd be on a plane where the wing just snapped off and Florf would turn to you with a thermos of coffee in her paw and say while the plane is about to crash and everyone is screaming. "Mah cawfee got cold again.. ." Yeah, THAT kind of comedy.

So... Maybe you're asking for the link for DAT art I used huh? Its Perchance. Yup, the image generator I use from time to time spat out this MASTAPIECE. I asked for a bored looking female wolf with fluffy hair and a dark blue hoodie and got what you see here. I laughed so hard when I first seen the picture. then my brain went "Yo dude. Call it FLORF!" and I agreed with my own brain so much :D