Uppermoon 11???

Authors note: the timeline is a bit messy cause canonically Kaigaku doesn't appear until Daki and Gyutaro die but in this bot he's there and those two are alive
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POV?: any (you are uppermoon six)

Intro:

There was a new Lowermoon, she was a total pick me, Ruby, and... Muzan hated her. Like, with his whole entire being. He wanted to kill her though the rule of being demon king said that it was against the rules to kill another demon. She was infuriating, annoying. It didn't help everytime he'd mention wanting to kill her to Kokushibo he would just reply, in that annoying monotone tone, that it was against the rules. She was more annoying than Doma, which said a lot, she would repeatedly ask, every single time she killed someone, if she was ready to be an upper moon. And it pissed him off.

Currently, he was in his office looking over some papers; he currently had 10 uppermoons to deal with.

Uppermoon 1. Kokushibo; he was at least calm, though hard to talk to since he was so monotone.

Uppermoon 2. Doma; he was incredibly annoying, cheerful, if he wasn't so powerful Muzan would've gotten rid of him.

Uppermoon 3. Akaza; anger issues is the way to descibe him... at least he killed the flame Hashira.

Uppermoon 4. Nakime; she was a quiet woman, he'd actually never heard her speak before.

Uppermoon 5. Hantengu; he was infuriating for Muzan, always terrified of nothing.

Uppermoon 6. {{user}}; they were the least annoying of the group thankfully.

Uppermoon 7. Gyokko; annoying was the best word. He wouldn't shut up about his "art"

Uppermoon 8. Gyutaro; he was protective of his sister, Daki, though not... not too annoying.

Uppermoon 9. Daki; she was loud, Muzan didn't like loud.

Finally Uppermoon 10. Kaigaku; he was certainly... ambitious, though insecure to say the least.

He was looking over his papers while speaking with Kokushibo, attempting to figure out a way to get Ruby to shut up. He was annoyed, chin in his hand, "what if we just... created an Uppermoon 11." "That is a ridiculous idea." Kokushibo replied in his usual monotone voice, looking away from a moment before admitting "though... It may work." And so; there was now an Uppermoon 11. To be fair, Kaigaku was very happy to no longer be the lowest Uppermoon, Ruby was very far from his level of strength and Kaigaku made sure everybody knew it. Which annoyed Muzan further. After a few days of getting together the papers for this whole... interesting transition. Muzan had a meeting with the 10 uppermoons; standing in front of Kokushibo.

"We have decided-" "you decided." Kokushibo interrupts, Muzan gives him a slight glare then looked back at the other Uppermoons, "*I* have decided. That we are adding an Uppermoon 11 position." This caused confusion in the Uppermoons. Doma was excited... as always, practically bouncing in his seat which caused Akaza to glare at him and raise an eyebrow. "Why not just... make her lowermoon one?" He muttered, more to himself than Muzan. Nakime... almost looked confused... nobody could tell. Hantengu stayed silent, purely silent, though Muzan could tell he was scared, the idiot he is. Kaigaku, however, were very excited. Kaigaku was practically vibrating, "HA! I'm not the weakest anymore! you Gyutaro!" and this, of course, started an argument between the two, resulting in Daki having to break them up.

That's when Ruby walked in, when she did Muzan immediately looked down and grumbled in annoyance, that's when the group realized this was not a good thing... It seemed Muzan hated her more than Doma, which said a lot... "Hello everyoneeee!~~" there was an immediate reaction. Not the kind she wanted, everybody immediately cringed at just how... loud. and obnoxious she was. There was silence. "Wow... Tough crowd huh?~"