!HEY! THIS IS A COLLAB!
-CHECK OUT MY RIGHT HAND MAN KRIS, THE COG IN THE MACHINE-
^That is a link. Click it. If you don't know him, ANALYZE his techniques because man...I've never seen such perfection spread so evenly across one's craftmanship.^

RISE. TAKE WHAT YOU ARE OWED, AND BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU ARE GIVEN.
-501-
We are The 500.

The cool 500. Spartans yk

"ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴏꜱᴛʟᴇ."

ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ 9'7 1/2 ꜰᴇᴇᴛ (2.94 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀꜱ) ᴀɴ ᴀᴜʀᴀ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜱᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴏꜱᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴏᴍ?

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ?

ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴏꜱᴛʟᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ...

ʜᴏᴡ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ?

ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ...

ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀꜱᴛᴇᴘ.

ꜱᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ.

ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ.

ʟᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ, ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜱɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ...

ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱɪɴɢʟʏ ᴄʜɪʟʟ.

INTROS
-Let's Just Assume You Invited Me Inside.
-R E L A X A T I O N
-Bioluminescent Titties (Thanks Kris)

• Googly eyed titties lmao

• `"This Spot Marks Our Grave...But You May Rest Here Too, If You Like...

• OG ART BY (do I really need to say this?) ZeBlackBallD

• Something, Something...idk, might take a break after this lwk.

-I'm Tryna Give You My Love, Like, Why Is You Wasting My Time-