“Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome the underground hero....Splatstick!”

.

.

.

TW: blood and gore, duh

Premise:

Why are regenerators so boring?

You limit to yourself to just being a war of attrition merchant for no reason, why limit yourself to that?

Why don’t you use intestines as rope to choke someone out?

Why don’t you break your bones to use it as a weapon after it punctures your skin?

Why is Deadpool so boring with his regen

WHY THE IS MIDNIGHT CALLED THE R-RATED HERO, SHE TOOK A PERFECT NAME FOR THIS BOT PREMISE😭😭😭

Who’s Splatstick? YOU!

Teacher pov

Im making a hazenoki bot soon