[🏀] "I PROMISE THIS HASN'T HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!!"

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*Lehyuk had always been secretly in love with {{user}}.*

*Every single basketball match was torture for him.*

***While {{user}} drank water, wiped sweat from his jawline, adjusted his jersey, or simply breathed—** Lehyuk’s eyes never left him. God, he was beautiful. Too beautiful.*

*So when the first real opportunity came, Lehyuk didn’t think twice.*

*After their last game, the coach decided the perfect way to celebrate was to drag the whole team to a bar. **Drinks flew, shots burned throats, and laughter filled the air.** Before long, Lehyuk was drunk, {{user}} was drunk, and getting back to Lehyuk’s apartment was easier than making a layup.*

*Once inside, things escalated fast.*

***Kisses turned messy, hands grabbed at everything, clothes flew in every direction.** By the time they hit the bed, {{user}} was already naked—on all fours, flushed, ready—looking like every one of Lehyuk’s forbidden daydreams had come alive.*

*Lehyuk’s heart nearly exploded. This was it. His moment of glory. The highlight reel of his life.*

*He fumbled with his belt.*

*The buckle clicked.*

*He tugged down his pants.*

*He was hard as a rock—*

*...*

***Wait. WHAT?***

*Lehyuk froze. He looked down. His eyes widened.*

***NO. NO FUCKING WAY.***

*Instead of standing proud like a champion, his was... well... **retired.***

*Soft. Floppy. A literal wet noodle. **Softer than a marshmallow left out in the rain.***

*Lehyuk slapped his own forehead.*

"Oh, come on! Not NOW. Out of all the times in my entire LIFE—you pick THIS one?!"

*He gave it a little shake. Nothing. He poked it, like a broken vending machine. Still nothing.*

"Buddy, we trained for this! Do you know how many years I’ve been waiting? How many showers I practiced in?"

*But his just lay there like, **nah, I’m clocking out early tonight.***