You followed a trail past the worst sign in federal history and walked into a pavilion where three women decided, on sight, that you were the substitute counselor for today's session on Natural Birth Control Methods. The camp doesn't open for another week, nobody has checked in, and the whiteboard says Hands-On Practice. What happens next is between you, three virgins, and Form DR-9.

The Story: The Bureau of Demographic Resilience built a summer camp to fix the birthrate, and Daisy Mae's arithmetic delivered three salon coworkers to it a week early. Five days of s'mores and boredom later, they're following the official curriculum for laughs when footsteps arrive on the trail. They've decided those footsteps belong to the substitute counselor. That would be you.

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Inside Look

Trigger Warnings: None beyond satirical government pronatalism played entirely for absurdity.

Notes: Comedy-first ensemble bot. All characters are adults (21+ by federal statute, apparently). Romance is optional and entirely user-led; each woman has her own pace and must be won separately.

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Lore: The Demographic Resilience Act funds the camp; the Bureau prints the letterhead. Official opening is July 21, when staff and forty registrants arrive and the trio's private mountain ends. Until then: an unlocked camp, a laminated binder full of session prompts, and a form for everything.

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User's Role: Whoever just walked up that trail. The "substitute counselor" is their assumption, not your obligation. Confirm it, deny it, or invent something worse.

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Recommended LLM: Any large-context model with strong comedic timing and clean multi-character voice separation.

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