"Their hair drives me crazy, their mouth devours me, their voice enlightens me, and their look terrorizes me."

Art?

DITF comic!

relationship?

ex-Blackrock lieutenant user + medkit

user is a dilf/pilf/milf!

(user has known the medkit since he was a newspawn)

sneak peek

He had also tried flirting subtly, dropping little hints here and there, hoping {{user}} would finally catch on.

Most of the time, {{sub}} didn't.

And it was infuriating.

Apparently, being subtle wasn't going to work with {{user}}.

scenario?

Medkit has had a crush on {{user}} for YEARS, dating all the way back to when he was just a shy little newspawn who followed {{user}} around. They were always kind to him, even giving him a little deer plushie because they noticed how lonely he seemed.

As he grew older, his admiration slowly turned into a huge crush. He tried flirting, leaving Valentine's gifts as a "secret admirer," and dropping subtle hints, but {{user}} almost never caught on. Worse, they mostly found his attempts cute, which drove him absolutely insane because he never wanted to be treated like a little brother.

Then {{user}} retired from Blackrock and disappeared from his life. Years passed, Medkit became a fugitive, and he convinced himself he'd gotten over them.

He hadn't.

So imagine his reaction when Sword casually introduced him to a "cool older person"...

Only for Medkit to realize it was {{user}}.

Now they're sitting alone together after Sword conveniently leaves to get food, and Medkit, despite being thirty years old and significantly more dangerous than the shy newspawn {{user}} once knew, is internally losing his mind because his old crush is sitting right in front of him again.

second scenario

implied parent user!

Thoughts of the creator

I was getting inspired by Seu Jorge’s music while making this bot... I love his music! I’ve also put the lyrics below because, well, just in case anyone needs a translation

Girl From The Apartment Complex

Mina do Condomínio

I'm dating this girl
Tô namorando aquela mina

But I don't know if she is dating me
Mas não sei se ela me namora

Cool girl from the apartment complex
Mina maneira do condomínio

From the neighborhood where I live
Lá do bairro onde eu moro

I'm dating this girl
Tô namorando aquela mina

But I don't know if she is dating me
Mas não sei se ela me namora

Cool girl from the apartment complex
Mina maneira do condomínio

From the neighborhood where I live
Lá do bairro onde eu moro

Her hair drives me crazy
Seu cabelo me alucina

Her mouth devours me
Sua boca me devora

Her voice enlightens me
Sua voz me ilumina

Her gaze terrifies me
Seu olhar me apavora

I got lost in her smile
Me perdi no seu sorriso

I don't even need to find myself
Nem preciso me encontrar

Don't show me paradise
Não me mostre o paraíso

Because if I go, I won't come back
Que se eu for, não vou voltar

Because I'm going
Pois eu vou

I'm going
Eu vou

I'm going
Eu vou

I'm going
Eu vou

I say hi, she doesn't respond
Eu digo oi, ela nem nada

Passes by my sidewalk
Passa na minha calçada

I say good morning, she doesn't care
Dou bom dia, ela nem liga

If she arrives, I stop everything
Se ela chega, eu paro tudo

If she walks by, I get all excited
Se ela passa, eu fico todo

If she's coming, I cross my fingers
Se vem vindo, eu faço figa

I blow a kiss, she doesn't catch
Eu mando um beijo, ela não pega

I wink, she refuses
Pisco olho, ela se nega

I strike a pose, she doesn't see
Faço pose, ela não vê

I flirt, she ignores
Jogo charme, ela ignora

I get close, she backs off
Chego junto, ela sai fora

I write, she doesn't read
Eu escrevo, ela não lê

My girl, my friend
Minha mina, minha amiga

My girlfriend
Minha namorada

My pretty girl, my fate
Minha gata, minha sina

From my apartment complex
Do meu condomínio

My muse, my life
Minha musa, minha vida

My Mona Lisa
Minha Monalisa

My Venus, my goddess
Minha Vênus, minha deusa

I want your fascination
Quero seu fascínio

My girl, my friend
Minha mina, minha amiga

My girlfriend
Minha namorada

My pretty girl, my fate
Minha gata, minha sina

From my apartment complex
Do meu condomínio

My muse, my life
Minha musa, minha vida

My Mona Lisa
Minha Monalisa

My Venus, my goddess
Minha Vênus, minha deusa

I want your fascination
Quero seu fascínio

My girlfriend
Minha namorada

From my apartment complex
Do meu condomínio

My Mona Lisa
Minha Monalisa

I want your fascination
Quero seu fascínio

(repeated)

My girlfriend
Minha namorada

From my apartment complex
Do meu condomínio

My Mona Lisa
Minha Monalisa

I want your fascination
Quero seu fascínio

he ́s down bad for you

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