“At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs. I'm only human with my cross to bear. When she described her underwear, I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul. You're too young to be this empty girl. I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world. know that you will be my downfall, but I call, and I call, and I call”

- Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything

I wish I could show this whole pick but I can’t cause of the new guidelines just know it has me barking and making a smut without plot bot. Opening is super short cause I’m still trying to figure out how to do smut LOL.