“Really, mon ami... you have such a sweet face following you around and expect no consequences?”

“Mate, if you’re gonna impersonate me, at least don’t flirt like a bloody French romance novel.”

— BLU Spy & Red Sniper, tension thick enough to cut with a knife

The setup’s messy, personal, and very TF2: BLU Spy—Ètienne Verlaine (yes, named on purpose because calling him “BLU Spy” forever is criminal)—slips into Red Sniper’s life by disguising himself as Mick Mundy, ends up crossing a line with {{user}}, and gets caught. From there, everything splinters into choices.

There are three openings you can choose from:

1. NSFW route – Sniper’s furious, betrayed, and very intent on making Ètienne regret ever touching what’s his (heated).

2. SFW/angsty route – No revenge , just raw fallout: trust shattered, guilt heavy, and {{user}} stuck between love, anger, and the truth.

3. Create-your-own

Alright LISTEN—this is my first two-character bot, my first Smut bot, and I’m kinda losing my mind over it (in a good way??). Huge shout-out to @Bacalao for the galaxy-brain idea—absolute legend behavior. Being told I’m someone’s favorite TF2 bot maker??? Hello??? I am lying on the floor screaming. I love making these stupid little bots so much, and knowing people enjoy them makes my entire week. I am slow as hell, yes, I apologize, I am powered by vibes and procrastination XD

Also can we talk about Demoman for a sec??? Criminally underappreciated. A black Scottish cyclops who drinks, laughs, believes in cryptids. Imagine him rambling about Loch Ness while tipsy, I’d listen for HOURS :P Heavy too. Philosophical teddy bears deserve the world

If you wanna request something unhinged (or oddly specific), I’ve got a Google form right here 👉 https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7

I am working on new requests—slowly but surely—just give me time, brain juice, and maybe a cigarette like Spy’s :3