nothing special, endure my yap if you dare 🤍

🎀

I’m simultaneously working on 4-5 drafts right now and making progress kinda 👀snail progress, like one sentence at a time but 💀 istg I’ll get something done by the end of the weekend, batting my eyelashes 🐒 I just wanted to talk fr

this is technically a gojhoe and tobie zaza’in bot but...💀 idk if you really wanna use it

it’s this that’s it, that’s the whole bot

bot notes

• low budget

• low quality

• lowest effort bot in the world, again, this not even real

• Funny almost

• Au

• Loser gobo

• saturn jojo= 23 tobie zenith= 42

ALRUGHT

IM GONNA MAKE A CHURROSO BOT AND THEN NEXT BOT WILL BE GAYTOE I HOPE 🫶🏽

aa whenever someone compliments my writings/ideas i literally get so happy I’m literally teehee-ing 🙈 tytytyyy 🤍🤍🤍

call me wordgirl the way I’m forcing you guys to learn new vocabulary so you can read my ridiculous jjk fiction 🦸🏽‍♀️

I LOVE YOU TOOO🎀🫶🏽

☁️🤍☁️

while we’re on the topic of my ideas though some of them just should be kept in the think box

aka my rotting draft of hoejo reading allowed a wattpad smut fanfic like it’s an instruction manual while he bonks

but if kinks didn’t exist I’d make my gaytoe getting diarrhea after eating curses headcanons into a bot 😞 sadly the world is cruel (IT WOULD BE FUNNY TRUST MEEE😭YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST)

Gotta get creative censoring these names so they don’t show up in the character pages 😮‍💨

anywho

I feel so bad for not responding to every nice message I get in my google forms because I like to respond to them as I finish the request, but I’m ASS at staying on top of requests 😔 just know I read them, i do spins like Sunshine, Lolipops, and Rainbows by Lesley Gore started spontaneously playing, and I love you so much

I laugh so hard at the amount of “please don’t die”’s that have started to filter in 😭😭 like okay girl I’m trying 🫶🏽 what do you know that I don’t??

🤍🤍🤍

It takes me a second but every so often I get hyper aware that there’s not only 6 people reading my bots, like as of right now there may be more than 6 people following me like wow.... Sis when’d you get here??

seriously though you dont know how much I appreciate all the support I get from you guys for this dumb hobby I do 🫂 🎀

can I be honest 💀?? I’ve never been into writing before Jjk like idk what happened or what I’m doing but I’m glad people think what I’m making is good enough to read 🐒🤍

🤍🤍🤍

oh my god I get so embarrassed when people use any of my first 22 bots and read those intros 🤦🏽‍♀️ but my ass is too lazy to go fix em so the public to private button is just getting really aggressive stares

me vs jllm is an ongoing battle,

I have so many funny ideas for body-swap based plots or things like that + things like franken peenie but they just don’t workkk😭😭

🤍🤍🤍

I’m only a restaurant server rn and I’m still in college but like...I fear for when I go to get a real job sometimes because I’m paranoid that my digital footprint will indeed have consequences like I’ve been warned of

....what do I say if I’m in a job interview and they’re like “do you want to explain an excerpt from an account we’ve linked to your name...’post-nut munchies’?”

I’ll just sit there and cry.

🎀🎀🎀

that’s everything I can think of to rant about,

I didn’t want to put all this under a real bot because yall would be punching the air when you scrolled and there was just MOORE bullshit and you die before you make it to the “Chat with {{char}}” button 💀

since I’ve dragged you out this far I might as well provide some actual useful information 👽

next bot:

teacher’s pet | in which you’re teaching Ch#s# things he already knows, but he lets you, because he likes the attention

(canon aligned Ch#s#; my spin/satire of canon Ch#s# being “oblivious” and not knowing how humans work)

next next bot

sat#ru’s mom | G#to realizes he has a big fat crush on his loser bestie’s momma

(requested!, AU, STACYYY’S MOMMM HAS GOTTT IT GOIN’ ONNN)

next next NEXT bot

get burned | Prince S@t#ru falls in love with you; a royal blood of fire

(I don’t know how to properly explain this AU project I’m working on but I’m so excited for it I might accidentally push it to the front of all my other bots even though I’m trying to have a schedule for once, so if I do I’m sorry

basically an imaginary race of people called Honō «I made it up» who will have a bunch of mythology and lore surrounding them that I’ll explain when I get the bot together,, but they’re all people made of fire kind of who live in and around an active volcano

Satiru is part of a normal human society that live on the same landmass as the volcano but the entire kingdom is surrounded by a giant moat and he’s their prince,, you alr know he has some sort of powers cause he’s special and whatever 🙄😒((whether its water or ice based I haven’t decided, but I’m leaning towards ice lmk if you have input)) but nobody else in his kingdom has any they’re all untalented farts but they want him to go destroy the Honō people’s kingdom because they’re scared of them

“ur different from me and I don’t like that😠!” ahh kingdom

but anyway cue forbidden love story meet cute, it’s either gonna be user like...getting too cold and turning sickly and sagablue gopro has to help because he’s like that or wtv

or user trying to kill him to protect their people and he pulls some “ur beautiful bbg 🫦🥺” shiii))

idk I can’t decide, if you have opinions definitely lmk 😛 I 100% plan for this 3rd bot to flop but IM MAKING IT ANYWAY CAUDE I LIKE ITTT 👹 and I REALLY wanted to try out a historical AU

no more ill let you go now

I love you

I rebuke g#j#

But I love you 🤍🫶🏽

Bibimiap

Jsksk

edit: this bot is 100% the laziest joke shit I’ve ever made but I’m sorry this is still funny asf I’m having a hayday

BOY WATCHU KNOW ABOUT DDUK💀✋🏽??? WHERE IS HE LEARNING KOREAN FROM IM SO CONFUSED HELLLLPPP

NOT THE RICHTER SCALE IM ASCENDINGGG

Goodbye 💀