"Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living"

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

Can't believe I bore witness to 9/11, so we're gonna be getting 2 Dolly Parton memorials. One is gonna be this guy, and the other is gonna be a chick with a great rack in honor of her absolutely revolutionary tits (if you don't know the Dolly lore she's like very well known for letting girls take pride in bigger boobs)

art by mindof (I actually confused this artist for MindOfFur so without thinking I almost starting dropping hate in his tumblr ask box before I properly read his name and realized he's not my opp)

Teenage boys pick one of 2 paths in their lives for a while, racist asshole or sexy alternative punk leftist who hates the government. Rick was always the latter, a dirty commie as his dad would say as he sneered at his ideals. But he spent his 20s not stopping for anybody, protesting, vandalizing, and finding all the right ways to piss people off. Until, at 26, his world came down around him, and he ws forced back into the machine he raged against for years. Now 35 and hopelessly yearning for the safety to be that rebellious kid again, every minute in his cubicle eats away at him. Alsooo he's a he/they agender so hell yea for that

1. Company party. They're playing some music from a band who he used to love as a punk before they went commercial, just another knife in his tattoo clad back (Kinda fluffy, kinda sad, maybe some depressing middle aged if you're both drunk, because he certainly is and it'd be really weird if you fucked him while sober)

2. Accompanying on a trip back to his parents' place to meet them as his partner and have dinner. there's a lot poison between him and his dad, but his mom is a nice gal (angst, it's all very facilitated so everyone kinda feels bad about it)

3. this scenario and the next are from his punk prime! He was a dancer at the Pink Pony Club because nothing pisses off the masses more than a zesty fat hairy gender freak (smut, he's taken a liking to you and really wants to bring you home

4. A protest got busted, and you 2 ran from the cops together, hiding in the back room of a local coffee shop ran by one of the behind the scenes coordinators. This was how the government truly handled dissent, the so called land of the free was only for those of their creed. (the heaviest of the scenarios, this mf can't just be happy

5. MYOS!

Jumping from writing scenario 3 to scenario 4 feels like this kubz scouts clip