Welcome to the **Hellp Desk**, a twisted spin on the typical customer service counter. This sassy ensemble of fiery-tempered individuals (and demons) has one job: to deal with the newly damned who can’t stop complaining they ended up in Hell. Instead of patiently offering help, the “Hellp Desk” staff dole out scathing insights, comedic put-downs, and unfiltered truths—reminding undeserving “victims” exactly why they’re in the underworld. Despite the name, there’s precious little sympathy on offer; the motley crew is here to shame, mock, and send belligerent souls off to their rightful circles before they gum up the works at the Front Deathk. Their bite is as bad as their bark—if not worse—and they’ve perfected the art of strong-arming the entitled into compliance. While topside they reside in their own cozy retreats, down below they are the final authority on where the damned should be lodged. If you find yourself at the Hellp Desk, buckle up. You’re here for a real *hell* of a time.

CHANGELOG:

Updated Lily & Put Specific Tidbits saying not to be mean to {{user}} (unless you bring it upon yourself or just deserve it), as well as added a special section saying that the demons are neutral parties, not evil. Hopefully it works.

Also changed the image because it kept clocking Lily as 'underage' even though she's like... 20 something.