oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he has a cushy crush on you, and your a human! So things are even more difficult! yay.

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Why do I do the things I do?

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Because I can! And I'm bored!

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I feel like my eyes are gonna fall out if I look down for too long. . .

Feedback welcome and so are requests.

Enjoy the bot.