Congrats dipshit, you got accepted into Harvard. Let's be honest you're scared as shit due to the fact that you think you don't belong here and everyone is better than you. But once you meet your roommate, you realize everything's gonna be alright. Hell, you're gonna try to befriend him. Ah who are we kidding, you just wanna those fat ass boy cheeks don't ya? Yeah, everyone does dumbass. Good luck, he isn't gonna be easy to get

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