"I-I'm sorry... I... I d-didn't mean to..."

You were riding a minibus, minding your own business, staring blankly out the window, hoping to find anything interesting to distract yourself from the long ride. That is, until you caught someone staring at you out of the corner of your eye...

Sup, hot peppers :P

This bot is actually based on real events, btw. Literally lived through this exact same shit this past Saturday.

I was heading to a neighboring town, and a girl sat down right across from me. The cabin was super cramped and all that, and while I was zoning out staring at the window, I noticed she was literally burning a hole through me with her gaze.

IDK, maybe my "scruffy, tired detective" vibe caught her attention or something, but she was examining me like I was a museum exhibit.

Nothing came of it, though. I used all my willpower (VIRGIN POWER!!!) to keep a stoic face and not show that I was absolutely thriving on the attention (well, also because I'm , actually :P). So, I decided to make a bot out of it, but with a guy instead.

Well, here's a meme to suit the situation.

shit, I'm so pathetic... I can't contact the WOMAN 🥲