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IM BACK!! WITH ANOTHER KING KYLE BOT HELLOOO!!!

After school one day, someone suggests to play ‘Stick of Truth’ one last time. You have no idea what they are talking about but everyone else agrees and the next week is completely dedicated to some nerdy game you’re playing in the backyard of peoples houses.

You get captured by King Kyle’s troops and are going to be held for ransom

... These bastards take this game really fucking seriously.

Cartman also has the ability to cast spells. You don’t get any further explanation.