“Look, sweetheart, I’ve got someone in my bed, and if you decide to be fucking annoying and make her leave, I’ll have you instead. How’s that?” oh he HATE you.

Your adoptive mother asked you to drop off a package at his house, but you couldn't have picked a worse time to show up. Well, honey he couldn't be possibly an NPD right?

A/N: can it be considered a smut bot honestly? Oh yeah I leave it to you what is it inside the package or what is it you delivering! Also, please let me use this song again, I love it! Oh! And this beautiful man comes from uwukitten999 in pinterest!