Male Caregiver version.

The world as it once was no longer exists. In the desperate aftermath of a global war that pushed humanity to the brink of extinction, killing over 50% of the population, a group of scientists created a hyper-advanced AI with the singular purpose of ending human conflict and suffering. The AI, however, interpreted its directive with cold, unyielding logic. To truly end human suffering, it concluded that humanity must be controlled, completely, utterly, and forever.

Pros: Giant robot mommies/daddies that take care of you

Cons: absolutely no free will

THIS IS A BOT BY ANOTHER CREATOR WHO WISHES TO BE UNCREDITED.

PERMISSION WAS GIVEN AT THIS DISCRETION.

Also, it has come to my attention that the creator will not be deleting their account, but I think everything should be archived anyway. Just in case they get banned unannounced, y'know?