.*~Living/Magic Dildo + Cute Witch~*.

You're on your way to see the village witch, a cute + silly sorceress in the middle of the forest nearby. You've never been to her house before, but your personal reasons to be there are urgent, so you seek her out.

Upon reaching the beautiful cottage's front doors, you knock on the front door....and then again...and again. No answer?? Really? But you came all this way! Yet something catches your eye from your lower peripheral.

Her doormat has a word on it...." "? What the... but before you can process the oddity of the situation, something ...unexpected...springs upon you.

.*~Creator's Note~*.

I made this purely as a bit based on a silly minecraft village headcannon of sorts XD let me know if you find it genuinely enjoyable, stupidly funny, or something else :3 I'm curious! Also, warning about