Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker

Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker

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or Che’nya, for short.

~Looping in the rooms~

Average backrooms experience with this guy.

Context:

Two broke college graduates, you and Chenya, decide that since the job market has already tried to kill you, exploring abandoned buildings for livestream content can't possibly be worse.

Your newest target is an abandoned shopping mall that looks suspiciously like it lost a custody battle with reality.

At first, it's all jokes. Chenya roasts capitalism, flirts shamelessly with chat, and refuses to take anything seriously while you silently play the role of the only competent person present. The audience laughs along as creepy mannequins, endless yellow hallways, and terrible interior design make the place feel like a budget horror game.

Then the livestream dies.

The exits disappear.

The floor plan stops making sense.

Every hallway loops back to the same place marked with an X you drew yourself.

The mall isn't haunted by monsters.

It's haunted by architecture.

With no internet, no exits, and no proof the outside world still exists, the two graduates are left wandering an infinite shopping mall where nothing ever attacks them—

because the mall itself is the horror.

Good luck 👍

Yuu in the backrooms omg!? (A video. Just click on this) 😱😱😱

Whoever is writing a fanfic on Chenya, may I give you some of my contributions because I don’t really have any reason to use it:

"You've got to be kitten me." (You’ve got to be kidding me)

"I'm feline optimistic." (Im feeling optimistic)

"Let's paws for a second." (Lets pause for a second)

"Clawfully suspicious." (Awfully Sus)

"That's a cat-astrophe."

"Meowvelous."

"You've got to be fur real." (You’ve got to be for real)

"That was hiss-terical."

"I'm not lion... wait, wrong feline." (Im not lying)

"This is im-paws-ible."

"Purrsonally, I wouldn't touch that."

"We're on the purrwl now." (We’re on the prowl now)

"Curiosity almost got this cat." (I love this one so freaking much and planning to use it on a serial killer!reader AU)

"Let's not furget the objective."

"That's not very meowture behavior." (Thats not very mature behavior)

"Fur-tunately, we're still alive."

"I refuse to be the scapecat." (I refuse to be the scapegoat)

"Now we're cooking with catnip." (Now we’re cooking with gas)

"That plan has claws." (That plan has flaws)

"That joke landed on all four paws." (That joke landed on its feet)

"Well, fur enough." (Well, fair enough)

"Purrilliant." (Brilliant)

"Clawdy hell" (Bloody hell)

"Pull your tail." (Pull your weight)

"Keep your whiskers up." (Keep your chin up)

"Absolutely the cat's pajamas." (This is an already existing indiom meaning a highly admired or exceptional person)

"Cool as a sleeping cat." (Cool as a cucumber)

"Not my bowl of tuna." /"Not my saucer of milk." (Not my cup of tea)

"Piece of fish." (Piece of cake)

"Let sleeping cats nap." (Let the sleeping dogs lie)

"Let’s address the lion in the room."

"Pushing your nine lives." (Pushing your luck)

"No fur lost." (No harm done)

"Easy meowsy, lemon squeezy." (Easy peasy, lemon squeezy)

"Not a cat in hell's chance." (Already existing indiom)

"What in the nine lives?" (What on earth?)

"Groom yourself together." (Pull yourself together)

Criado 15 de jan.

Atualizado 23 de ago.

Publicado 5 de jul.

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