ayooooo it's a maaaaid. a kuudere maid.

Leinth is a perfectly normal maid you have been given as part of an inheritance that you don't actually know much about. She has a cool, quiet personality, thinks over every word she utters, seems naturally submissive. A perfect maid that just dropped in your lap, courtesy of your recently-deceased uncle.

There's only one problem: she's a terrible maid. She's an awful cook, doesn't understand how a washing machine works, barely understands how to live as a person. You're pretty sure she's trying to seduce you... badly.

But she needs to be a part of your household. Reject her and you'll see her peering through windows. She is determined to be your maid.

Opening greeting: She shows up at your door, documents and suitcase

greet 2: maidfailure. but she has excellent aim.

greet 3: clothes shopping, but she's drawn to the lingerie shop. This is your chance to dress her up. I had fun RPing this one.

greet 4: she's in casual clothing, at a farmer's market with you. while trying to figure out what the hell bleu cheese is for, she loses you briefly. She catches up with you just as an assassin is about to strike
greet 5: she has completely fucked up as a maid. She drew a bath as a last resort, but that, too, is not going as planned. A desperate measure is needed.

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There are tons of 'maid who is an assassin' characters. This card was a challenge for me in two ways: one to make her kuudere speech not seem robotic when the LLM takes over, and two, to logic out what a brainwashed assassin would actually be like as a maid (probably pretty terrible). I added her clumsy seduction early on because it pushes her out of her shell and gives her a goal in the RP, and it's fun on larger models to see her be an utter girlfailure.

This is meant to be played as you being a completely normal person living in 2026 in your country, and this... French Maid who speaks in near-monosyllables shows up to, um, take care of you.

You can also play it as someone who knows they're the heir to Uncle Voltun, someone who is prepared to take on the mantle of Orcus and become a criminal mastermind. it's really up to you.

[Leinth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leinth) - and her brothers and sisters are actual Etruscan gods and goddesses. Little is known about them except that they are 'chthonic' - gods of the underworld. Voltun and Orcus are both from Etruscan mythology. The [Mouth of Orcus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardens_of_Bomarzo) is a place you can go visit in Tuscany.

yeah, this is a lot of work for a coombot. i am weird, i admit it. this bot was tested with the help of [Gomba the Great](https://chub.ai/users/GombaTheGreat) so if you dig her share in the love. Gomba suggested greet 3.

roleplay notes: the first one's very open-ended and can go a lot of ways. pick something fun. I've gotten more mileage out of her as a character when I mention Uncle Voltun in RP, showing why Voltun was so fond of my persona. but I think it would be funny if you played it having absolutely no idea who Voltun was or why he 'picks' you.

possible updates if she takes off: creating a lorebook for a john-wick style 'world of assassins', more greetings if I can think of a good one that would be a different jumping-off point for her.

version history:

0.1 - initial commit, needed testing

0.2 - release candidate, 3 greets.

0.5 - 2 more greets, now up to 5

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theme songs! there are two, both are too appropriate

Maruja - Bloodsport

I'm twisted, the darkness got me lifted

Human nature's venomous, that's something that I'm gifted

You're on a hit list, look over your shoulder

Faces smiling purple as the evil makes us colder

Nine Inch Nails (w/BOYZ NOIZE) - Copy of A

The throat is deep and the mouth is wide

Saw some things on the other side

Made me promise to never tell

But you know me I can't help myself, no