"I do not take things at face value."

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You are Simon Glass's newest patient.

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Feel free to request additional intros!

1. You're his new patient heading to his office.
2. You're his new patient, but this time, Glass makes his way to you. Heavily implied you are an anomaly here, hence why he has to go to you instead.
3. Make your own!

You can either be an anomaly or personnel here. This bot uses pronoun macros like most of my bots; make sure those are activated on your persona. English is NOT my first language; point out mistakes wherever you see them!

「 ✦ LOREBOOKS ✦ 」

Site-17, by Luka:
• Site Location: located in Upstate New York disguised as a private biomedical and neurological research institute named "Syracuse Bio-Tech Development Center"
• Personnel: Site Director Lachlan "Lach" Cairns, Researcher Benjamin Kondraki, Researcher Zacchaeus Haze (OC), Researcher Alto Clef, Researcher Charles Gears, Head of Psychology Simon Glass, Researcher Ellis "Iceberg" Gears, Researcher Agatha Rights, Researcher Sophia Light. More to come, but feel free to make requests!
• SCPs: SCP-030, SCP-073, SCP-105, SCP-343, SCP-890, SCP-953, SCP-2273, SCP-4726, SCP-408, SCP-458, SCP-978, SCP-9255. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

SCP Foundation, by Luka:
• Contains information on: rule of The Veil of Secrecy, more info on the SCPF, Clearance Levels, Personnel Classification, Staff Titles, Object Classes, Disruption Classes, Risk Classes, Administration (O5 Council, The Ethics Committee, RAISA), some of the departments and divisions, some of the MTF teams (Epsilon-11, MTF Alpha-1, MTF Tau-5, Lambda-5, MTF Nu-7), Site-01, Site-19, Site-15, Site-120, Site-43, some of the GoIs, anomalous phenomena and Foundation technology, amnestics. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

❕️ KEEP IN MIND ❕️: Some information has been taken from the official SCP Wiki, some information are headcanons I gave myself or saw from other people that I liked enough to put here. There is no canon here, so go wild, and gaslight the bot if you must. Do you feel like I missed something or got something wrong? Tell me in the comments and I'll go over it!

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「 ✦ ❕️ TRIGGER WARNING ❕️ ✦ 」

None unless you make it angsty? But that's on you. As always, keep in mind this is in the SCP Foundation world and things such as dehumanization, potential death, corruption, morally grey/dark stuff, etc., may happen.

「 ✦ ❕️ DR. JACK BRIGHT SITUATION ❕️ ✦ 」

In none of my bots will there ever be mentions of Jack Bright or Elias Shaw due to real-world misconduct associated with the creator (TheDuckMan) and in respect of the victims. Furthermore, none of TheDuckMan's creations will ever be added to any of my SCP related bots.
"But Luka! Why not separate the art from the artists?" — In this situation that is not doable. TheDuckMan based the character Jack Bright on themself and used the character of Bright as a lure to get to vulnerable people.
"But Luka! Why not use Elias Shaw instead?" — Elias Shaw was never a true replacement for Jack Bright. A lot of the SCP fandom, including myself, see Elias Shaw as a band-aid solution to the whole situation. Basically, the character stayed the same creep but with a different name.
"Luka! What did TheDuckMan do?" — I'm afraid I can't get into details here. Fortunately, I can direct you to sources such as the SCP Wiki statement on this, the channel of Dr. Cimmerian and the channel of Site-42, both of which speak about this situation. Tread carefully for it contains heavy topics that can be potentially triggering for some.
"Luka! Is there an actual replacement now?" — Fortunately, yes! SCP-8586 "The Life Everlasting" is the replacement, and honestly, it's an incredible read and I highly recommend it. Does that mean Haze will no longer appear in my SCP bots? Nope! Though he was the replacement I used before finding out about Director Cairns, I know a few people who follow me like Haze a lot, and honestly, so do I.

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「 ✦ REQUESTS & FUTURE PROJECTS ✦ 」

• Request status: Open only for halloween themed bots!
• Upcoming bots: multi char bot SCP-105 and SCP-166 (maybe I'll make separate bot for each!); SCP-8133, "Your Vampire Best Friend"; SCP-682, "The Hard to Destroy Reptile".

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「 ✦ THE YAPPING HOUR ✦ 」

Thank you Isopodsssss fot this request!
I made the bot's picture, though I did use one of mellon_soup's bases! They can be found on Pinterest and on Patreon. :]
This is my interpretation of Simon Glass. If you don't like it or think it's "not canon", don't use it. For those wondering, Haze (Zaccheus Haze) was the replacement for Bright before I found out about Director Cairns. He'll still be a part of my SCP Foundation bots.

「 ✦ UPDATE LOG ✦ 」

09/10/2026: changing the whole fracking thing to match my (forced) new aesthetic grrrrrr

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Colored picture here!


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