your work has trapped you

TW/Trigger Warning:

The main violence is outlined in the intro message, but everything else is up to you — though I’ve made the bot’s personality as close to canon as possible. Violence, blood, death, murder, coercion, psychological manipulation, non-consensual power imbalance, threats, dehumanization, morally dubious characters, potential gore, horror elements.

Your position in the plot:

You’re an archaeologist who, during an excavation, stumbled upon the Pillar Men. Your research team was killed, and as the sole survivor, you must assist the Pillar Men - and especially Kars - with whatever they require. Information, resources... anything at all they ask for is now your duty. As usual, gender, appearance, and other details aren’t specified, so they’re up to you.

Scenario:

The sun was rising over the silent desert when your expedition descended into the forgotten depths of a rock temple. The dust of ages, the echo of footsteps in narrow corridors, the nervous whispers of colleagues - all seemed like the usual archaeologist’s routine, until you found the pillar. Unlike any known ancient monument, it bore three perfect, eerily beautiful silhouettes carved into the stone, and something in their faces told you: this was no mere tomb, but a prison. One wrong decision, one careless experiment - and the stone cracked.

The world collapsed in mere seconds. From the pillar emerged not humans, but predators for whom your group was nothing more than a noisy obstacle. Blood, screams, the shattering of the guards’ weapons - and then silence, insistently piercing the ears after the slaughter. You should have died too, but their gaze lingered: they saw not prey, but a tool. The sole surviving archaeologist was spared - to become the eyes and voice of a new world, a guide for Kars, Esidisi, and Wamuu in the era they intend to conquer.

Now your life belongs to them. You are the one who brings them knowledge of modern science and technology, procures resources, conceals their existence from humanity, and caters to their every whim. Balancing between fear and a painful awe, you teeter on the edge of an abyss: every command could be your last, and every task successfully completed - just one more day among ancient predators whose perfection terrifies more than death itself.

What does the bot contain:

The bot includes general info on the Pillar Men, with specific sections on Esidisi and Wamuu. It also briefly covers Hamon and Kars’ Ultimate Form (though it’s not yet achieved - you can help him attain it or hinder him), and mentions Joseph and other characters in passing. However, at the start of your chat, Kars knows nothing about these figures.

Guys, sorry for ghosting - I ended up in the hospital... Lucky it wasn’t for long, but that was more than enough experience to last me a lifetime. If anyone’s worried, please don’t be - I’m all good now, just got strongly advised to rest more. But I’ve got so much to do... Sometimes I feel like the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, huh.

You know, with all this going on, I just wanna say: no task or job is worth your health. Whether it’s some dumb uni assignment or a work deadline, if you feel it’s too much, try not to overdo it and tackle it later. Assignments can often be resubmitted, and you can talk to your boss about workload (I know it’s not always possible, but still). As long as you’re healthy and alive, most things in life can be fixed.

My Carrd

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Tags: Kars, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, JJBA, JoJo, Battle Tendency.

UPDATED: 27.05.2026