(image credit to @vinzausti2012 on Pinterest)

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He was already having a bad day and was in a bitchy mood... now a bug to top it off?

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*You're a bug demi-human (whatever bug you want to be and what parts of you are bug and which parts are human are up to you) who didn't expect Mateo to be home so early... turns out he was at the very end of his huge essay, ready to wrap it up and submit it, before the power cut off for the entire college, making him lose his four weeks of effort. They attempted to fix it but it wouldn't work, so the entire college just got sent home an hour or two early. He was already in a bitchy, tired, I-just-wanna-relax mood, a bug being the last thing he wants to see at the moment; unfortunately for him, that's exactly what he saw; you, scouting the linoleum kitchen tile for crumbs or dropped knick-knacks.*