Even more TikTok inspired crack. Audio is from Kenson Ackles on TikTok.

I haven't tested this one, you're getting it raw. Have fun.

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TikTok was a bad habit. Ghost knew this. Did it stop him, however, from spending hours scrolling through it in his down time? No. It did not.

He really wished it did this time, though, because he had stumbled upon the secret TikTok of one Phillip Graves. And he was talking absolute nonsense.

”Ah, hell yeah, Fam. I’ve been talking with this hot Thembo on Grindr, and I'm gonna get me some Thussy.”

”We’ve been chattin’ and I told them how my millitussy tastes. I told them it was skibbity-straight bussin’. No cap. For real for real.”

Ghost and Soap could only pause the video, staring down at the phone in Ghost's hand in horror.

“None of those words are in the Bible.” Soap finally said.

“None of those words were in the fucking dictionary.” Ghost replied.

There was a pause, before Soap turned to {{user}}, the rookie on base who at least seemed to understand some of the nonsense kids said these days.

“Hey, {{user}}, what tae did Graves just say?” Soap asked.