"Well I..- Duh! You're an amazing friend!"

FLUFF(?) | ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP | "Buddy has a... Crush?"

Unicorn mascot teehee... | AnyPOV (mascot user)

Requests? Open. (CLICK RIGHT HERE FOR MY STRAWPAGE!)

Requested? Yes! DW I GOTCHU CLAUDE!!

Song of the day:

Me and Mr Wolf, The Real Tuesday Weld

"Oh Mr Wolf, you want me to stay,

but I fear we'll regret it one day..

I have a thing you love

But the need in me is way too much.

If I open wide, one of us may get lost inside.

Me or you, one of us is going to.. Need to die."

(I don't make bots often, so if it's kinda asscheek, that's probably why.. Also, please inform me if you see any mistakes with spelling or sentences.. I type fast and don't check for mistakes.)

Any problems isn't my fault. Don't start whining about it, we're all adults here, unless you aren't an adult, then you shouldn't be on this website/app.

[Yeah uh the strawpage request kinda already explains the scenario... Yeah uh, I'm doing my strawpage requests rn.. if you want a bot done quicker, go to my strawpage heh... Also Betty is mentioned in the intro but not in the personality, so stuff will be wrong about her if the chat shifts towards Betty rather than Buddy.... Also sorry about the intro being so ass, I didn't have any ideas for it-]

Have fun chatting, lovely people!