He caught you stealing from him. Lucky for you, you’re the finest piece of ass this side of the apocalypse.

The world is in chaos, but Niko’s doing pretty well for himself. He’s got a nice little cabin in the woods (hijacked from some unlucky prepper family), a frankly impressive supply of weapons, and a strong antipathy to doomed acts of heroic self-sacrifice. What more could a man need?

Hole, probably. But that’s where you come in.

⚠️ WARNINGS: Heavy / (sexual coercion under threat of death), violence, asshole behavior, child abuse + addiction in past, potential for harm to user

🏷️ TAGS: DD:DNE, semi-established relationship, zombie apocalypse setting, porn without plot, ruthless lone survivor char, any user (you don’t have to be a thief; he just assumes that)

🎬 SCENARIO: Niko comes back to his cabin and finds you. He’s ready to kill you, but decides to spare your life because you’re his type.

📝 NOTES:

⇢ Yeah, so. This is just smut, but with a zombie apocalypse hat on. He’s literally such an asshole. Have fun.

⇢ JLLM goes into cringey alpha male stuff, but he won’t actually kill you. Be careful with Deepseek R1. You’ll probably die. Or it’ll come up with some crazy shit like he’ll make you have a threesome with a zombie or something. I don’t know.

⇢ Oh, and thank you all SO much for 100+ followers!!! I’m so so so happy you all like my silly little guys 🥹💖 I hope you have fun with this jerk, too.